Herman says what every man wants to hear when it comes to his penis and testicles: He calls the hospital’s engineer to see what he has in his tool box that may do the trick, but alas, he too has nothing that can conquer this vacuum hose of horrors. He moves on to using a pair of trauma shears, still no luck. Herman attempts to cut through the vacuum hose with a cast cutter, to no avail. Pearl is instantly alarmed at the safety of this procedure, because like I said, she got a good vacuum and those ain’t cheap.ĭr. The doctor feels like he’s not getting the whole story, but continues to examine Robe’s junk, and proposes the only option he can think of: cutting it off. After trying to remove the vacuum hose themselves, they came to the hospital. When asked how the incident happened, Pearl says she came home and “found” Robe McHouseshoes with the vacuum. Pearl Necklace up there got herself a good vacuum! Got that Dyson money! The doctor is worried that there is a hematoma cutting off circulation and that ball surgery could be imminent.

While thinking about how to free this man from his vacuum of doom, the doctor soon realizes he is dealing with no ordinary vacuum hose. The vacuum hose was attached to his penis, and his left testicle was trapped inside.” “He’s holding on very gingerly to the vacuum hose and appears to be very anxious and in a lot of pain. The segments on Sex Sent Me To The ER are told one of two ways: by the patient(s) injured in the act of romance, or by the doctor that treated them at the hospital. From the other side of the door comes a panicked voice. “Ma’am, the appliance repair store is right around the corner,” our guy in green scrubs helpfully mansplains. To participate in a threesome gone wrong from the same episode, click here.)Īll is quiet at the emergency room, nurses and physicians just standing around chatting, when a woman rushes through the doors pushing a vacuum cleaner. (This is another tale of woe from the January 9th episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER.

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